What movies have not aged well?
16.06.2025 00:02

Breakfast at Tiffany’s
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-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-Bond slapping Tracy.
The Man with the Golden Gun
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
Would the word literate carry the same meaning with public (common wealth) in 1900 vs today 2020?
Live and Let Die
Dr No
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
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-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
You Only Live Twice
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
Has any man licked his wife's vagina while another man had sex with her?
From Russia With Love
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-”Ah so!”
-”She is very sexyful!”
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
Are there any more 'nun' jokes?
A View to a Kill
-All the bad guys are black.
Octopussy
Was Michael Jackson really an innocent person?
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
Diamonds Are Forever
Moonraker
Can a Trump supporter explain what was wrong with what Bishop Budde said to Donald Trump?
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
Goldfinger
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
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-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?